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BMR Sales 08-30-2017 07:10 AM

Funny Craiglist Ads
 
Some of these are crazy! What have you seen? I'll start off!

https://s6.postimg.cc/hiivuw3k1/tumb...1502846271.jpg

NAPA 68 08-30-2017 12:54 PM

"runs like a raped ape on bath salts"

LMFAO!

214Chevy 08-30-2017 02:40 PM

The second guy say, "No lowballing...I know what I got." Evidently not, cuz to me it looks like he has a wrecked to hell piece of crap.

LateralJeaz 08-30-2017 02:48 PM

https://images.craigslist.org/00V0V_...k_1200x900.jpg

https://www.corvetteforum.com/wp-con...vette-art1.jpg

Oleyellar 08-30-2017 06:35 PM

Old School
 
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Remember before CL, when you called your local paper on the phone and placed an ad? Well, I got this from the Arizona Republic eons ago. It is still one of my all time favorites!

out2kayak 08-31-2017 07:29 PM

It takes brains
 
Not quite Craigslist, but it is EBay.

Perhaps these will sell to someone worried about a zombie apocalypse:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...-ebay/4282027/

OK, here is one on CL:

http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/f...l-ads-fart.jpg

:cheers:

fleetus macmullitz 09-01-2017 04:03 AM

^^^^^^^^^

:tv_happy:

I don't watch 'America's got talent'...but this thread proves it once again.

BMR Sales 09-01-2017 06:59 AM

https://s6.postimg.cc/m0utxufb5/1427...7-42-24-am.png

Vegas69 09-01-2017 04:43 PM

Hilarious:thumbsup:

BMR Sales 09-05-2017 09:21 AM

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fleetus macmullitz 09-05-2017 10:00 AM

Wow...

Fluid Power 09-05-2017 01:56 PM

This is my favorite:

Originally Posted: 2008-04-14 2:09am
print
For Sale One (1) Wife, slightly used, 1964 Model

Needs muffler, as it is currently VERY LOUD. Intake valve is stuck in the open position.

Rear end needs major overhaul. A crack there has grown monstrously large.

Needs re-wiring many wires are currently crossed.

Lots of little dings in the body, which have been covered up with too much paint in a failed effort at camouflaging them.

Needs re-upholstering carpet has turned a dingy gray.

Needs front-end work--Headlights are too close to the ground, and fenders are too far apart.

May not pass emissions test, as it currently produces foul clouds of malodorous gases on a regular basis,

Heater works great. Hot air is never in short supply..

Asking $500 or trade for 1984 model.

BMR Sales 09-06-2017 06:44 AM

https://s6.postimg.cc/isvehwzcx/84_d...erbird_-bu.jpg

BMR Sales 10-13-2017 09:10 AM

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BMR Sales 10-16-2017 06:22 AM

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BMR Sales 10-17-2017 06:43 AM

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BMR Sales 10-18-2017 06:39 AM

https://s6.postimg.cc/ogqqu89oh/Mazd...od-570x679.jpg

BMR Sales 10-19-2017 06:48 AM

https://s6.postimg.cc/cqv6w05c1/Pont...Am-646x679.jpg

BMR Sales 10-20-2017 07:07 AM

https://s6.postimg.cc/5bsjhi1b5/best...134k-miles.png

BMR Sales 10-23-2017 06:30 AM

https://s6.postimg.cc/qbriz42vl/1987...g_-_750-bu.jpg

BMR Sales 10-25-2017 06:58 AM

https://s6.postimg.cc/ajwyvdlup/phantom-limo_0.jpg

Che70velle 10-25-2017 02:03 PM

That’s hilarious! I wonder how you’d turn that thing? Maybe it has a rear seat and steering wheel like a fire engine ladder truck?
And what would you put in a limo that’s 55’ long anyway?
Seating for 30? Indoor pool? Indoor arena football? Bowling alley?

BMR Sales 10-26-2017 06:10 AM

https://s6.postimg.cc/99zlzllu9/npocpjamaican-bu.jpg

BMR Sales 10-27-2017 06:59 AM

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214Chevy 10-27-2017 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BMR Sales (Post 667916)

This one is hilarious!!

BonzoHansen 10-27-2017 06:51 PM

She farts like a Clydesdale lol

BMR Sales 10-30-2017 06:35 AM

https://s6.postimg.cc/tpasii9gh/image.jpg

BMR Sales 10-31-2017 06:26 AM

https://s6.postimg.cc/619zvbp9d/OJ2_...HK74_L2_CY.jpg

214Chevy 10-31-2017 11:38 AM

Hahahahahahahah!! $70k thundred? $375k thundred?

Che70velle 10-31-2017 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 214Chevelle (Post 668140)
Hahahahahahahah!! $70k thundred? $375k thundred?

But Marcus, the price is negociable...

214Chevy 10-31-2017 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Che70velle (Post 668157)
But Marcus, the price is negociable...

I know right. This one takes the cake, hands down Scott.

BMR Sales 11-01-2017 06:57 AM

https://s6.postimg.cc/3qywnlxc1/3c77...ec8b22fca9.jpg

BMR Sales 11-03-2017 06:30 AM

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BMR Sales 11-07-2017 06:35 AM

https://s6.postimg.cc/p0ept65zl/25e1...90a1312697.jpg

Che70velle 11-07-2017 06:40 PM

Very clever! I’m liking this thread!!!

BMR Sales 11-08-2017 06:32 AM

https://s6.postimg.cc/t91kjmwe9/4x4-...igslist-ad.png

BMR Sales 11-09-2017 07:31 AM

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fleetus macmullitz 11-09-2017 10:32 AM

I think the http://www.peopleofwalmart.com write these ads...

:P

BMR Sales 11-15-2017 06:26 AM

https://s6.postimg.cc/i72gklw3l/fwxb...bike-funny.jpg

Spiffav8 11-15-2017 01:27 PM

This thread is awesome. :tv_happy: :lmao:


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