Who would play you in a movie?
 

Lets say just for fun... who would you want to play you in the story of your life?

For me i'd say Jerod Leto, or if i were african american, Morgan Freeman, he's such a good actor.

Benicio Del Toro... if he was alittle more asian.:lol:

rodney dangerfield , i also get no respect !

Chevy Chase.... He's done a great job playing me in all the Lampoons movies so far!

My dream part has allways been the sound of spaceship doors.. You know the ; SSSHHHHHHIIII when some one walks thru:unibrow:

A dark John Holmes.:D

SW

have you woken up yet?????????????
lmfao:hail:

will farell

LMFAO!!!!!:lol: :lol: :lol:

Who died of aids.
heh good one though. :D

John Belushi for me.

OMG.
I didn't recognize that name (Holmes). I googled it. :goofy:
OMG.

I'm sure you recognized him, you just didn't know his name.:D

SW

I would play me! I could use the money.

Are you still employed? :lol:

He had a 12 inch, thing. Or so Allen tells me.

Vin Diesel.

That dude was not a man...he was a life support system for his junk.

Him...or it? I bet he got dizzy when he got wood, Hell he lost half the blood in his system when that thing started acting up.

I could go on and on...

John Holmes and six other dudes got stranded ona deserted Island with no food. After a 10 day strech with no food, John stated,"I'm gonna cut my Johnson off and eat it".

The guy next to him said "Dang, son, play with that thang first so there is enough for the seven of us"

OK, if you could cross Cris Farley and John Wayne...

:rofl: :rofl: