Wednesday funny
 

A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
together.

One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to
sink.

Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer
for
help!

Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and

searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the
only
tractor.

Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.

Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope

hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken
arrive
on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the
chicken tossed to him.

After tying the other end to the rear of the farmer's bike, the
chicken
then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued
the
horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the
farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best
Pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began
to
sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!

The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.

Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he
would then lift him out of

the pit

The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his

life.

The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!)

"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick up a Chick"

Well, I guess I'm gonna need a Harley.

:lol:

What if you are hung like a church mouse?


I guess then the Harley is important.:unibrow:

I just sold my Harley.... what does that mean? :unibrow:

Shiny Side Up!
Bill

It means that either your chicken can't ride a Harley or you have a horse.

But, what if your hung like a Shetland Pony, BBBBBbbshhhhhhhh, winneyyy

you got one of these?..

http://cache.consumerist.com/assets/...UM_PACKAGE.jpg:rofl:

Or your chicken is hung like a Clydesdale.


Three drumsticks.

Name?
 

Is the Chicken's name tripod?

So, lets say that Tripod the chicken gets lonely and chokes his own chicken...

does he suffocate or go blind.



It certainly puts a new spin on crossing the road.