How about a Joke
 

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.



She says hello.



He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, "Do you know me?"



To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."



Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to

his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party

that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your

partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"



She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."

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That's too damned funny! Here's one that's true, but still pretty funny!

While I'll have to admit that I am not a huge fan of tatoos, I sure couldn't imagine doing what the guy in this story did!

One of my wife's friends has a rather large tatoo on her upper arm. One day in the supermarket, a man walked up to her saying:

"You have such a beautiful body, why would you ruin it with that tatoo?"

Her reply?

"Well, you know... when I did it I was young, in the navy, and pretty stupid... and I was a man."

She say's he about wet himself!

As my wife has a tatoo that can sometimes be seen while in public, I have advised her that this is exactly the course she should take if confronted with a similar situation!

Shiny Side Up!
Bill

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SW

Jimbo, that is funny.:rofl: