Calling in Sick
 

A Chinaman calls into work and says " Boss, I reewy sick. I no cum work,got
headhurt, got coff, and fever." Boss says " Man I really need you to come to work, when I feel like that, I go tell my wife to give me a B??? J?? and then I feel good and can go to work. You try that and call me back".
Two hours later the Chinaman calls back and says "Boss, I did what you say.
It make all better. I on my way work now. Man!!, You got Nice House.!!

lmao... That's funny.