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Vegas69 01-24-2010 10:23 PM
Worlds shortest true and happy story
 
World's Shortest True and Happy Story

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!'



And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The end
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

70rs 01-24-2010 10:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vegas69 (Post 264589)
World's Shortest True and Happy Story

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!'



And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The end
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :bow:

Mr.VENGEANCE 01-24-2010 10:58 PM
man why did she have to say, YES... ahahahhaha!













































































thats what some of you asswhipes are thinking..

slenning 01-25-2010 07:40 AM
Kind of brings a tear to your eye don't it :lol:

Vegas69 01-25-2010 09:37 AM
I told Kelli the joke and she said "that sounds just like you" :rofl:

tones2SS 01-25-2010 09:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vegas69 (Post 264589)
World's Shortest True and Happy Story

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!'



And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The end
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
AMEN BROTHER!!!! AMEN!!!!:thumbsup: :rofl:

ProTouring442 01-25-2010 05:28 PM
Bah! Those who knock marriage just aren't doing it right.

Cute fairytale though! :yes:

Shiny Side Up!
Bill

Patrick 01-25-2010 07:57 PM
I laughed out loud at that one.

70rs 01-25-2010 08:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vegas69 (Post 264660)
I told Kelli the joke and she said "that sounds just like you" :rofl:
My wife just gave me a really dirty look after she read it. I was laughing my ass off the whole time. I guess we have a difference of opinion on what is funny.:D

Vegas69 01-25-2010 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted by ProTouring442 (Post 264760)
Bah! Those who knock marriage just aren't doing it right.

Cute fairytale though! :yes:

Shiny Side Up!
Bill
It's alright Bill, nobody really has all that anyway. :rofl: :rofl:


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