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Ummgawa 12-20-2005 09:01 AM

Its Christmas, one more chuckle.
 
A young man gets caught in his room

1.Spanking the Monkey
2.Floggin' the Bishop
3.Whackin' the Willie
4.Test firing the Missile
5.Doin' the White mans Overbite
6.Turning Japanese
7.Testing his Wedding Tackle
8. your favorite...

by his Mom. She is so surprised by this all she can say is " If you do that too much, you'll go blind!!"

The boy, frightened, asks his Mom, "Can I do it until I need reading Glasses?"

Ummgawa 12-20-2005 09:15 AM

Stu, that's for you Homey!!

camcojb 12-20-2005 09:33 AM

:lol:


Jody

Stuart Adams 12-20-2005 09:58 AM

Too funny..

Jim, you da man.

SEMA is tommorrow right.

Speedster 12-20-2005 10:16 AM

Funny, very funny. :lol:

So I have to ask - do contacts count ??

-Bruce

Ummgawa 12-20-2005 10:18 AM

Stuart, question requiring your expertise. :D

Stuart Adams 12-20-2005 10:32 AM

I see alot of females that have poor vision too, what does that mean, LOL........... :unibrow: :unibrow:

Ummgawa 12-20-2005 10:41 AM

That you have the greatest job in the Universe!!! :bow:


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