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Ummgawa 12-21-2005 09:43 PM

Ho Ho Ho, Wednesday Funny for Thursday
 
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair all different colors, green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared. The young man said, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"

The old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."

Autokraft 12-21-2005 09:57 PM

lol!!! Jim, where on earth do you come up with this stuff? My stomach hurts.

That was a good one, keep em coming!!


Kurt

ProdigyCustoms 12-22-2005 12:15 AM

Funny Stuff

TravisB 12-22-2005 08:02 AM

:thumbsup:

stealth71 12-22-2005 08:04 AM

nice one

Stuart Adams 12-22-2005 08:45 AM

Jim, I'll be your agent. Vegas baby.

mdprovee 12-22-2005 09:45 AM

That is HILARIOUS!!!!!

jannes_z-28 12-22-2005 10:44 AM

Jim,

I think you should be banned from this site, this is not healthy. You make me laugh so much that I hurt myself. :rofl::rofl::rofl:

It can't be good in the long run if we all fell of our chairs.

Take Stuarts advice and be a comedian.


Jan


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