redneck joke
 

A redneck with a bucket full of live fish was approached recently by a game warden in Central Mississipp i as he started to drive his boat away from a lake.

The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?"

"Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none of them there

papers.

These here are my pet fish."

"Pet fish??"

"Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine down to the lake and

let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right

back into my net and I take 'em home."

"What a line of horse sh-t....you're under arrest."

The redneck said, "It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment Man. I'll show ya! We

do this all the time!!"

"WE do, now, do WE?" smirked the warden. "PROVE it!"

The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and waited.

After a few minutes, the warden said, "Well?"

"Well, WHUT?" said the redneck.

The warden asked, "When are you going to call them back?"

"Call who back?"

"The FISH," replied the warden!

"Whut fish?" asked the redneck.

MORAL OF THE STORY:

We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain't as dumb as

some government employees.

You can say what you want about the South, but you never hear of anyone

retiring and moving north.

Good one Blake. :lol:

That's funny!

thanks for the laugh.:thumbsup:

huh???

what fish??? officer

Oh wow i feel pretty dumb... is it cuz he sneakily got rid of the evidence? if not then just give up on me, i'm a lost cause.

Uh, yeah.

a joke about rednecks that isnt making fun of them. I love it!

there is only one way that could happen...


REDNECK WARDEN!!!!!