Laugh it up
 

Cussing 101

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "you know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass'. The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios." WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can just stay there until I let you out!" She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios."

Good'un!!! :lol:

Man Jim, that one made me LMAO!! :rofl: :faint:

FINALLY!!!! You finally made me laugh instead of snicker. Damn.... Actually, that sounds like something I'd do. :thumbsup:

Hilarious!!! I have heard another like that, but it wasn't Cheerios.

Mike

Too funny
 

That,was too funny!! I started laughing out loud and my wife wanted to know what was so funny , she read it to and also started laughing with me. :rofl: Thanks for the laugh! :lol:
Dave

that was good . :rofl: :rofl:
thanks rick k :
:rofl: :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

David