Tuesday funny
 

a Drill Seargent is sitting in a bar and lady comes up to him and asks:

"Wanna dance?"
"NO." He replies.
"You need to loosen up."
"I AM FINE." He replies.
"Are you always like this?"
"YES. THIS IS HOW I AM." He replies.
"You seem so tense. When was the last time you had sex?"
"1955." He replies.
"1955!! Don't you think it has been long enough?" She asks.
"LONG ENOUGH, MY GOD WOMEN, IT IS ONLY 21:30."

Mike