The difference between men and women... NWS humor
 

Can text be NWS?? I doubt it but better safe than sorry :)

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FEMALE POEM

I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, be not annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MALE POEM

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****.

:rofl: :rofl:

I can't stop laughing...
Too funny!!!

:lolhit: ...and the worst part is most guys really want that. We are pigs by nature. Can't help that genetic programming... but somehow, we come back to reality.

How true
 

How true! :rofl:

Yep, that about sums it up! :rofl: