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intocarss 01-31-2013 12:19 AM

2 dwarfs
 
Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two 'working girls ' and take them to their separate hotel rooms for an hour of pleasure.

The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his friend shouting out cries of, "Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE ....UGH! " " Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE.... UGH!" "Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE ...

UGH!" This goes on for the whole hour.

Later back at the bar, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go? "

The first mutters, " It was embarrassing. I just couldn't get an erection."

The second dwarf shook his head. " You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't get on the bed."
:lmao:

tones2SS 01-31-2013 05:36 PM

lol:D

glassman 02-01-2013 04:16 PM

:lmao: that one got me good, my cheeks hurt.

1360 02-03-2013 08:27 PM

:thumbsup:

Sieg 02-03-2013 08:48 PM

You forgot about the third guy who made it up on the bed and got undressed as the working lady had requested before she'd went into the bathroom to freshen up........she came out of the bathroom and looked at the little guy and started laughing hysterically and pointed at his crouch at said "who are you going to satisfy with that!?" The little guy said................me.


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