It's Friday,Momma Joke Time!!
 

Ok it's Friday, lets hear your best Momma Joke. Heres mine.

Yo Momma has so much hair under her arms it looks like she has Buckwheat in a head lock.

And second,

Yo Momma is so fat, when she shaves her legs and knicks herself, Gravy comes out. (That Gravy joke is for you Steve :D )

Your momma's so dumb, she heard it was chilly outside she went and got a bowl.

Your momma's so fat she's on both sides of the family.

Your momma's so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Your momma's so stupid she stared at the orange juice for 2 hours because it said concentrate.

Your momma's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

Your momma's so poor she couldn't even pay attention.

Your momma's so bald you can see what's on her mind.

Your momma's so lazy she thinks a two income house hold is when your dad has two jobs.

There is a few to start.

William

Your momma's so fat, she puts her belt on with a boomerang.... :)

Your momma's so ugly her shadow breaks mirrors

Your momma's so fat she has to watch for whaling ships when she goes swimming.

Your momma's so dumb she makes you look smart..... Ok, that's more of a cut on you.....

Your momma's so ugly my dick shoots back in to hide so far it shoots out my butthole and pulls me backwards for miles.

I can't think too well at the moment....

Yo Momma is so Fat she has smaller fat people in Orbit around her.

She's so poor she couldn't spend the night.

She's so fat that Haulin' Ass means making at least two loads, maybe three.

Sex means rollin' her in Bisquick and going for the wet spot. (Ouch)

Your momma's so fat that when someone tries to light a fire under her ass it takes two cords of wood.

Your momma's so fat that she went to put on some BVD's, and by the time she had them all the way on, they said BouleVarD...

your momma's like a shotgun...two cocks and she's ready to blow
your momma's like a doorknob...everyone gets a turn
your momma's like a basketball court...one ball per hoop
your mooma's so fat I walked up to her and got lost :D

Your momma's so fat that NASA landed on her and not the moon.

Your momma's so fat that the mob hid John Gotti in her belly button.

Your momma's so ugly that when she was born, even god said ouch.

you momma's so fat she fell asleep on the beach and woke up in a whale rehab lab