Everybody needs to laugh-it's time
 

Her Diary/His Diary

1. HER DIARY

Tonight I thought he was acting weird.

We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing.

I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V.

Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do.

I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.



2. HIS DIARY

I shot the worst round of golf in my life today, but at least I got laid.

LOL Thanks Jimbo!

Yep, this is pretty accurate distillation of the male vs. female thought process!

wow, replace shot the worst round of golf today with my worst Atomic test grade to date and I've been through that. lol. That was a good one!

Leave it up to you Jim to give everybody a laugh..Thanks!!! :lol:

Good one Jim. You da man.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: So very true.

Reminds me of this one...
 

FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.

MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store, a bass boat and a 69 camaro. This doesn't
rhyme and I don't give a hoot.
Amen

Ha, Ha, Ha...:D

:rofl: :thumbsup: .

David