Jeff Foxworthy 'YMBAR'
 

@foxoutdoors:

Daily #redneckjokes:

#YMBAR…if your one phone call from jail is to someone in another jail.


lol...I hadn't thought of that.

@foxoutdoors:
Daily #redneckjokes:

"#YMBAR...if you are the legal heir to a fireworks stand."


The stuff dreams are made of...


:lol:

Agreed. :D

Years ago I bought my son one of Foxworthy's YMBAR daily calendars and this one has stuck with me;

YMBAR if the last thing your ex said to you was 'It's me...or them dawgs!'

:D

@foxoutdoors:

"Only a #redneck can turn hay bales and a tarp into a pool this luxurious."

http://t.co/DyXkVGFIIN

YMBAR if you have ever used a Pop can to fix your truck.

http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/u...pictures-6.jpg


Or to fix your shower:

http://img.izismile.com/img/img6/201...obs_640_11.jpg

Those were funny Scot. :thumbsup:

Since Sajak has been slumping (lol), we'll step it down a notch with some of these. :unibrow:

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@foxoutdoors: Daily #redneckjokes:

"#YMBAR...if everyone gets out of the public pool when you get in."

"#YMBAR...if you think people with grass in their yards are uppity."

"#YMBAR...if your kid's birthday party activities included a rabbit-skinning contest."

"#YMBAR...if you've asked for an ashtray during a job interview."

"#YMBAR...if you've ever been accused of lying through your tooth."

#YMBAR...if any of the blankets on your bed came from U-Haul.

Always classic!

@foxoutdoors: Daily #redneckjokes:

#YMBAR...if you list "beginner's luck" as a skill on a job application.


lol