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69hugger 02-06-2015 12:25 PM

Another Ole joke....
 
Ole was hunting geese up in the Minnesota woods. He leaned the old 16 gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak.

As luck would have it, his foolish dog Dawson knocked the gun over, it went off and Ole took most of an ounce of #4 in the groin.


Several hours later, lying in a Duluth hospital bed, he came to and there was his doctor, Sven. "Vell Ole, I got some good news and some bad news. Da good news is dat you are going to be OK. Da damage vas local to your groin, dere was very little internal damage, and I vas able to remove all of da buckshot.
"What's the bad news?", asks Ole.
"The bad news is dat dere vas some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your pecker. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister, Lena ."
"Well, I guess that isn't too bad," says Ole. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"
"Not exactly," Sven says. "She's a flute player in da Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra. And because all you have is Obamacare, she's going to teach you vhere to put your fingers, so you don't pee in your eye.”





Bill

Che70velle 02-06-2015 01:56 PM

Lol!!!
Haven't heard that one before.

WSSix 02-06-2015 02:00 PM

hehehe nice! Thanks Bill.

RdHuggr68 02-06-2015 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 69hugger (Post 593403)
Ole was hunting geese up in the Minnesota woods. He leaned the old 16 gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak.

As luck would have it, his foolish dog Dawson knocked the gun over, it went off and Ole took most of an ounce of #4 in the groin.


Several hours later, lying in a Duluth hospital bed, he came to and there was his doctor, Sven. "Vell Ole, I got some good news and some bad news. Da good news is dat you are going to be OK. Da damage vas local to your groin, dere was very little internal damage, and I vas able to remove all of da buckshot.
"What's the bad news?", asks Ole.
"The bad news is dat dere vas some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your pecker. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister, Lena ."
"Well, I guess that isn't too bad," says Ole. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"
"Not exactly," Sven says. "She's a flute player in da Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra. And because all you have is Obamacare, she's going to teach you vhere to put your fingers, so you don't pee in your eye.”





Bill

I new you had to be from somewhere up Nort. Hello from a ND native.
Kevin

tones2SS 02-09-2015 05:46 PM

HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Awesome.

69hugger 02-10-2015 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RdHuggr68 (Post 593469)
I new you had to be from somewhere up Nort. Hello from a ND native.
Kevin

Ya sure, born & raised in Minne.... N.D., huh? but you escaped to the mountains. Much better scenery!

Bill


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