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Ummgawa 09-27-2006 11:10 PM

Thursday Funny
 
Baptist Cowgirl

A cowgirl, who is visiting Texas from Arkansas, walks into a bar
and orders three mugs of Bud. She sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When she finishes them, she comes back to the bar and orders three more.

The bartender approaches and tells the cowgirl, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."

The cowgirl replies, "Well, you see, I have two sisters. One is in Australia, the other is in Dublin. When we all left our home in Arkansas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my sisters and one for myself."

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it
there.

The cowgirl becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.
She orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.

One day, she comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars
take notice and fall silent. When she comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says,"I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."

The cowgirl looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns
in her eyes and she laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," she explains," It's just that my husband and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."



"Hasn't affected my sisters though"

T Bell 09-27-2006 11:15 PM

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

jannes_z-28 09-28-2006 12:21 AM

I guess she was a blond :rofl: :lol: :rofl:



Jan

RaceMan 09-28-2006 07:26 AM

thats a good one :lol:

Ricochet 09-28-2006 08:19 AM

As always, a knee slapper!! :rofl:

mdprovee 09-28-2006 09:22 AM

Good one

Fluid Power 09-28-2006 09:59 AM

good one!

HAULNSS 09-28-2006 11:06 AM

Clinton's go to a ball game
 
Bill and Hillary are at the Red Sox -Yankees Game; sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them.

One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Bill.

At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head "no".

The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous request of the entire team, from the owner of the team to the bat boy."

Bill hesitates, but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him the fans would love it. Bill shrugs his shoulders and! says, "Ho-Kay! If that is that the people want. C'mere Hilly baby..."

With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field.

She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "Bill you "!^$#@&!"

The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up & down, cheering, hooting, hollering, and high-fiving.

Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd. He leans over to the agent and says, "How about that! I would have never believed how much everyone would enjoy that!"

Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong.

"Sir," the agent replies, "I said they want you to throw out the first Pitch."



:rofl:

Diognes56 09-28-2006 11:26 AM

:lol: :lol: :thumbsup:

David


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