Very early Friday Funny
 

Guy from Texas asked "Where Y'all From"?

Harvard Graduate sez, "I'm from where we don't end sentences in with a preposition."

Texas Dude asks, "Where Y'all from, Asshole?"

Coming from a person that has to deal with psuedo-intellectual Mass-holes daily. I'd say, yep, that sounds pretty accurate! That's a good one! :thumbsup:

Nother funny
 

Being from Texas, I like that one.. Here's nother wun.

Guy from Texas was taken a wizz in the airport restroom.
He finishes his business and goes to walk out the door.
The guy next to him says "where I'm from, we wash our hands after we
wizz." Guy from Texas says "Well son, I'm from Texas, and in Texas we
don't wizz on our hands."

whats the difference between a doctor and a mechanic?


mechanics wash thier hand before they go to the bathroom