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Ummgawa 01-25-2007 06:39 PM

Been a while...Friday Funny (can I get a witness?)
 
One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one
to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each
outfit."

We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have
thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even
know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,
"WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy
you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least she knows I'm smarter than her

modmachR 01-25-2007 08:00 PM

re
 
:lol: Post of the month.

boonedog 01-25-2007 10:51 PM

that was awesome:rofl: :rofl:

AAW 01-26-2007 07:09 AM

I see no humor in that whatsoever. :mad:

XcYZ 01-26-2007 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AAW_Theresa
I see no humor in that whatsoever. :mad:

:lol:

98ssnova 01-26-2007 08:20 AM

nice very nice:hail: :rofl:

BThibodeaux 01-26-2007 09:25 AM

Good one!

Jim,
If I remember right, it is only birthdays and Christmas for you anyway....:)

Ummgawa 01-26-2007 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BThibodeaux
Good one!

Jim,
If I remember right, it is only birthdays and Christmas for you anyway....:)

If I am extremely lucky.

MaxHarvard 01-26-2007 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XcYZ
:lol:

:rofl:

Leadfoot1 01-26-2007 02:31 PM

WOW!

Made my day! :rofl:

Lead.


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