Thursday Thigh Slapper (Better version)
 

Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman. The

priest ask, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?


Yes, Father it is.


And who was the woman you were with?


I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation.


Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may

as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti? I cannot say. Was it Teresa
Volpe?


I'll never tell.


Was it Nina Capeli?


I'm sorry but I cannot name her.


Was it Cathy Piriano?


My lips are sealed.


Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then? Please, Father, I cannot tell you.


The priest sighs in frustration. You're very tight-lipped, Johnny

Parisi and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot
attend church services for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.


Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nick slides over and
whispers,

What'd you get?

Four months' vacation and five good leads

Ha, ha, ha!

Good one! :thumbsup:

Alex

Good one!

That was funny as hell, or heck. :thumbsup: