You know you are a redneck if........
 

I had to do it like this to get the body attached so it could go to the body shop today.

solid bodymounts.. this car is really set up fro cornering huh?

Redneck would be if you did that and drove on it.

Some of my real life favorites:

Newspaper stuffed into a q panel and bondoed over.

Sheetrock screws securing seat to floor.

Making a convertible with a sawzall {guilty}

Streetsigns as a floor patch.

Beverage bottle for an overflow.

Covering your 4 x 4 with beercaps.

"street signs as floor patch"
not exactly guilty, but....
as a temporary fix i once used some galvanized sheetmetal leftover from when we had our home air conditioning installed...