2 things you need to know...
The 48 hour rule - You have 48 hours upon procuring said item and leaving it in sight of the Mrs.. After 48 hours, you are legitimately able to say, "that old thing? had it since forever".
and
The prices you pay rule -
#1. The price you actually paid for the item
#2. The price you tell the wife you paid for the item
#3. The price you pay when the wife finds out how much you actually paid.
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