What's this? Outside labor customer service issues? Unheard of! I don't believe you! Here are some possible tools for resolution:
1) Dress up in a giant squirrel costume and camp out at his shop: 7 foot tall squirrels are really intimidating.
2) Kidnap his children and hold them as ransom: No car. No kids.
3) Kidnap his wife: Oh wait, that could backfire..
4) Crash a flatbed through his front door and pull the job: Very dramatic.
5) Ask how much extra to get the car done: Offer him a cool million if necessary.
6) Send in Star Jones to nag him until the job is done: "Don't you start on that Hyundai, honey! I'll slap you upside your head! You got to keep me satisfied!"
7) Remove one of his fingers for each additional week's delay: Messy.
8) Eat copious amounts of Taco bell and just "hang out" around the shop: I recommend two Big Burrito Supremes per session.
9) Get him laid. Hire a hooker, take pictures and then employ a little extortion: Works awesome!
10) Just give up completely. He has your car and your money. You may as well forget the whole thing. Leave the car behind and walk away, never to return.
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Steve Chryssos
Ridetech.com
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