Three women are having lunch discussing their husbands and one sez , "If you could describe you husband as a carbonated beverage, what would he be?"
First one said, "My husband is like Mountain Dew, Big as a mountain and like to do it all the time"
Second one sez, "My Husband is like Dr.Pepper, He likes to do it at 2, 5 and 11."
The third one sez, "My Husband is Like Jack Daniels"
The other two interrupted her and said,"Thats not a carbonated beverage, that's a hard Liquor..."
She just smiled...
