Some douche bag tried to steal my Mustang last night!
I saw him from my bedroom window dicking around my driver side door so I snuck up on him and we started brawling out in the middle of the street. I got him into a submission hold and my neighbor called the cops.
Why can't people just leave other peoples stuff alone!
Now my door lock is all jacked up although I never use it anyways but the door skin around it is all scratched from him using a screwdriver trying to pry the lock off the door.
John
P.S. I guess all those UFC fights I've been watching came in handy!
