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Originally Posted by GregWeld
Oh yeah - I see where this is going.... Alcohol for the pain - then he falls on his ass getting off the scooter - kinks his back - MORE "pain killer" is in order... Passes out from the pain killer and forgets to charge the scooter - stalls out in aisle 7... People (as usual) just walk past him - on Saturday afternoon he wakes - realizing he's missed the Optima Challenge AND his flight... and the hall is empty and locked up - him inside...
He breaks the fire alarm to summon the fire department - and when the police arrive - they arrest him for breaking and entering... He's sentenced to 6 months in the pokey and draws OJ as a cell mate. A fight breaks out - and he's sentenced to 6 more months for disorderly conduct. He's released November 3rd of 2010 = just in time to do SEMA again.
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Yep, seen it a thousand times.