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Originally Posted by 72tunaboa

Tiger Woods is so
rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in
one.

What's the
difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Tiger Woods wasn't
seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

What were
Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

Tiger Woods crashed
into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

Ping just
offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. They
are said to be named
Elin Woods..."clubs you can beat Tiger with."

Tiger
just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new name?:
Cheetah

Since
Tiger drives an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy?

That's great