[Ummgawa]

A few buddies and myself were having lunch last week and one of my buddies said, "Have any of you guys said one thing and meant something completely different?" asked him to give us an example of what he might be talking about and he said, "Ya know, you ask for a hammer and you get a screwdriver, then he or she swears you asked for a screwdriver all along, or, when you go to the drive thru and ask for a double cheeze burger and they give you a chicken sandwich then you wonder if you really did", we all agreed we had done that when one of the older guys in the group said, "Yea, something like that happened the other day when my Wife and I were eating dinner". After a moment of silence, he said, "we were having a nice, quiet, dinner together" more silence.."I asked here to pass the butter but it came out ' You've ruined my life you blood sucking_________" insert the following:

"Woman totally lacking in any form of a moral or ethical code'."
"Woman of Ill repute"
"Woman of Relaxed Sexual Standards"
"Other"