My wife has at least one good one a day. NO JOKE!
But my favorite has got to be the time a bunch of friends were celebrating a birthday at a dive bar in Sacramento ca.
My wife asked if i wanted anything since she was going up to the bar. I said "can you get me a PABST BLUE RIBBON"? (It was the house beer, Told you it was a dive bar)
So a few minutes later she came back empty handed....
I asked her if she forgot to get my beer and she replied
"sorry honey they dont serve PAPA'S NEW WEAPON here"
Needless to say Pabst blue ribbon will for ever be known as Papa's new weapon!