Its Cool Dude!!
Sounds like you have insite into the Human condition nailed down better than most of us here!! You must be involved in the show to have so much "Insider" information on the fake bitchin that goes on to entertain the simpler minded people that believe every thing they see on TV or read on the internet is true. I shudder to think that Jason lays awake at night mad at Ian for selling his Overhauled Camaro. Must make 90210 reunions a real uncomfortable gathering for the both of them. I guess they are happy now that they didn't do "Brokeback Mountain" together.
And thats all I have to say about that.