A similar joke, we are sitting around having a few beers at a buddies house when I realize it is past my curfew. I complain that no matter how quite I am when I come home late, that my wife will be waiting in the bedroom and will let me have it as soon as I get into bed. My buddy says, " I have a fool proof method to get away with coming home late. I bust into the house, making all kinds of noise, say really loud, 'my god I'm horny.' I run upstairs, strip naked, jump into bed, smack her on the butt and ask her if she's ready for some lovin'.....and she will lay there like she's in a coma. Works every time!"
I have yet to try it.
Darren
Last edited by Fluid Power; 12-22-2005 at 09:10 PM.
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