Man, I can't believe this thing is 2 pages long and he has not come in for his verbal beating. He must be doing another photo shot or helping orphans and widows. What magazine this time, Doug? TV Guide? or Nat Geo.
Maybe he is using my new door gap improvement spray in a bottle trying lock down the Muscle machine award. We have sent 3 case to some guy in the OC.
Hay Doug old buddy the spray does not work, it is a scam. Just don't tell anyone and we will be RICH.
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