-----Immediate press release from Darren (Spokesperson, #1 Fan, and assistant to Dr. Renner) to all Doug Renner fans everywhere--
Good news for fans young and old alike--Mattel and the ever elusive, often impersonated but never duplicated Mr. Renner, have come together to create the most anticipated release ever offered from Hot Wheels! This special limited edition series called the DUBKING will only be available through select vendors such as "Dupont Registry, Lamborghini Motors, Ferrari, and Ironworks."
When chased down while boarding his Monaco bound Gulfstream Jet rolling on Rushforth 22's, Mr Renner made the following statement; "This is a good day for America". "My people (Mr. Akes & Mr Weld) are also currently in discussions with Hasbro for the developent of the new GI Joe Pro Touring edition with the Kung Fu Grip steering wheel".
Mr. Renner was unavailable for any further comment. I will send updates as I have them. This is a very exciting time for the PT community as it appears there is no stopping this momentum that Dr. Renner has ignited. God bless you, and God Bless America.
Darren.
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