Begin Transmission from Military Installment center{}[[]] One Alpha Bravo Echo Tango Vegas Weld Compos----go secure
Heavy testing by military cleared to begin on project "Big Wheels"---stop
New Level 10 access granted to Doug Renner to begin paramilitant efforts on Afgan soil under disguise as an attache' to Laterel G---stop
Bin Ladin known as a lover of "Dub Look". C4 load on 20 inch rear Rushforth wheels enough to make Ladin's day a bad one---stop
Dr Renner willing to sacrafice all to get it done---currently training on Saudi soil for this justice act---stop
IronWorks employee standing by as back up---stop
Will need a bigger car with better gaps if backup is used---stop
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