News Update from the Foreign Press:::
The rumors are indeed true. After gaining a war record, the now infamous Dr. Renner will be running for President. The distinguised Mr. Renner was spotted having lunch near the French Riveria with some heavy set bean counters and IronWorks executives. A very tall and robust man, believed to be the owner of IronWorks, seemed to be holding court while at the table discussing an unknown product which claims to cure misaligned body panels on automobiles and is rumored to be a "Billion dollar idea". This tall man was then seen sipping champaigne coolies and snacking on bree. One of Mr. Renner's body guards, Mr. Weld, was forced to use a taser weapon on the IW executive more than once when he tried to touch Mr. Renner. The taser seemed to have no affect on the robust gentleman. More will be brought as news breaks.
From the French Riveria, this is IP Freely reporting.
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