LOL, just had to give you a hard time. Call it "Pay Back"
Anyhow, my car weights in at 3050 lbs and is 50/50 across. IMO everything boils down to weight and tires. Since you auto cross guys are stuck with 200 tread wear you are a bit challenged. Set up is everything.
If I was building an autocross car, due to the slower speeds and tighter turns I would want it to roll like Bad Penny. I imagine soft springs up front would be a benefiet, along with adjustable shocks and sway bars.
You know as well as I do, its all trial and error.