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Originally Posted by Vegas69
Big news, after countless interviews, the Iceman has picked his 2 star pit crew members:
Crew Chief: None other than Douglas Renner. Many know him as Dr. Renner, Magazine Horror, Kiss ass of the century, anything for a bone, vulture...etc.  I'm confident that having the one and only panel gap spray inventor on my pit crew will knock off AT LEAST 2 seconds per lap. I'm working on getting the radios and head sets so he can coach me around the road course, play by play. 
Head Mechanic: Skatinjay27 "AJ" This kid is as sharp as a butter knife. He'll be the glue in the team. His main duties will be making sure the cooler if stocked full of beer for AFTER the event, making sure my visor and windshield are clean, and most importantly, making sure the crew chief isn't off kissing ass for a free t shirt while he's supposed to be helping me!
I think we'll just refer to them as the "Dream Team". |
Inventor I think not. You need to reevalute that statememt