I have to take back that false statement about no drinks have passed these lips for 27 YEARS....
One asshole

who shall remain nameless -- brought me straight vodka -- when I asked for PLAIN TONIC -- at the SpeedTech party at SEMA... I took the glass and took a sip... then realized in horror that it was vodka... well -- I didn't flop on the ground -- or go into palsy quakes... or even have to go to an extra AA meeting. But it was the ONLY sip in all that time. It ruined a perfect record. I won't forget it. I smell my drinks now before tipping.