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Originally Posted by Steve1969LS1
Need to buy a nice half carot high quality diamond, cheap???  |
How 'bout a wife? Slightly used,rarely upset when you are not around, knows every damn thing you could possibly need to know. Comes with a back up know it all Mother in Law in case shes sick(wife) to make sure your every move is second guessed. $100,000.00 and I'll throw in a nice 69 Z-28, house on 7 acres, detached garage.
Ok,Ok. I'll give you $120,000.00 and the house, Z-28, detached garage and three money pits (son and 2 daughters) with free cars,clothes and the inability to say "Thanks". And that's my final offer.
Hurry and get your laughs on this one cause it is gettin deleted soon.