A young farm boy
A young farm boy comes down for breakfast. His mother asks if he has
done his chores.
'Not yet,' said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's
a little ticked off so when he feeds the chickens, he kicks a chicken.
When he feeds the cows, he kicks a cow, and when he feeds the pigs, he
kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry
cereal.
'How come I don't get any eggs and bacon and why don't I have any milk
in my cereal?' he asks.
'Well,' his mother says, 'I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get
any eggs for a week.'
'I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either.'
'I saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk.'
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and trips over the the cat, kicking it halfway across the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile and says, 'You
gonna tell him or should I?'
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