[Steve Chryssos]

This could serve as a good question for a college physics exam:

Vehicle A is traveling at a rate of 10 mph with a stoned, snot-nosed punk hanging out the door trying to scare the neighborhood kids.

Vehicle B, travelling at a rate of 20 mph in the opposite direction, and weighing 3600lbs, contacts the 7lb noggin of the stoned, snot-nosed punk.

Given these parameters, which of the following most accurately describes the aforementioned scenario:

a.) Drugs are bad.
b.) The next time you want to hang out of a moving car, open the window first and have a look-see.
c.) If you're gonna ignore A and B, don't video tape your drug enhanced stupidity.
d.) Avoid boneheads who waste time saying "Dude, I gotta go, something really, really bad happened!" when they could instead use those precious seconds to save your life.
e.) All of the above.