Dangit, you beat me to it! I saw this on a facebook link earlier today and copied it to paste to your thread later.
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Don’t be fooled by Doug Renner. To hone his driving skills and tame his fierce competitive nature, Renner also moonlights as a valet attendant at a swanky Beverly Hills Hotel. Like a switch, he’s all-game as soon as the helmet chin strap is secured. Setting the inside tire of his 6-speed-hammering ’69 Camaro on fire, Renner finished with a respectable 1:49.7 minute pass in the middle of the pack.