Your momma's so dumb, she heard it was chilly outside she went and got a bowl.
Your momma's so fat she's on both sides of the family.
Your momma's so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Your momma's so stupid she stared at the orange juice for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Your momma's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
Your momma's so poor she couldn't even pay attention.
Your momma's so bald you can see what's on her mind.
Your momma's so lazy she thinks a two income house hold is when your dad has two jobs.
There is a few to start.
William
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