Your momma's so ugly her shadow breaks mirrors
Your momma's so fat she has to watch for whaling ships when she goes swimming.
Your momma's so dumb she makes you look smart..... Ok, that's more of a cut on you.....
Your momma's so ugly my dick shoots back in to hide so far it shoots out my butthole and pulls me backwards for miles.
I can't think too well at the moment....
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