The premise is that T. J. Watson (Hoyt Axton), grew up with Jennifer
(Loni Anderson) in Rock Throw, West Virginia. Years later he locates her in Cincinnati and claims Jennifer as his (very unwilling) wife to be.
They also incorporated a couple of his hits into the story.
One he directs at a petrified Dr. Johnny Fever starts like this..'You got the knife, I got the gun, c'mon boy we're gonna have a little fun...'
http://www.hulu.com/watch/300