My bet is -- we could start a thread all about how many times, and how many weird places, Lat G members have burned themselves doing this thing we call a hobby. It would be 200 pages in no time!
Probably be another 200 page thread on "how I ripped open my (fill in the blank)" with a jagged piece of metal. We could separate with a sub threads with RUSTED vs DIRTY GREASY vs CLEAN AND SHARP AS A RAZOR BLADE.
Personally - I've learned not to weld ANYTHING with tennis shoes on... seems something red hot always finds it's way between my toes.