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Originally Posted by Ravenworks
While in the military I had the experience of spending quite a lot of time in the amazon... I've had my fill of snake and spiders and yes, I don't care for either nor do I care for "the rain forest"... F**k that, it's a JUNGLE!!!!
I did lean up against a tree once... One of those trees that looks like all roots going up... after 10 minutes or so it moved... It was actually a snake body intertwined with the tree I was leaning on... about 15 - 20' long... I unloaded 2 magazines of 9mm as I ran through the jungle, throwing off equipment as I went... So, I can't look at an earthworm today without flashbacks...
Did I mention the foot-long spiders they have down there???
Oh, I didn't mean to come off as "Sally-Sensative" as I can laugh about it and most people who hear the story do. Perhaps I left out the "screaming like a little girl" as I ran while unloading my MP5 above my head pointing backward!!!
Happy to have served, gave me great bar stories
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ROTFLMAO Glad to hear I ain't the only one
And yes thank you for all you do
