[Rick D]

Originally Posted by Sieg

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3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." (My Favorite)

4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

5. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per
second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that will be chasing you." (LOVE IT)
this one made me laugh out load!!

9. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?" My favorite^^^^


AND THE WINNER IS....

16. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here.

Thanks Sieg!!!