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Originally Posted by compos mentis
You can burp the entire chorus of "Jingle Bells."
You've ever left Santa Claus a PBR and a Slim Jim.
You ever had Christmas dinner on a Ping-Pong table.
You think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
Your Christmas tree has a deer stand in it.
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